scooch

noun: A creepy male in his late twenties to early forties who rides his bike everywhere, presumable because his license was taken away for legal reasons. Not every man who rides his bike is a scooch. For example, non-scooches ride their bikes for environmental or athletic reasons. Scooches, on the the other hand, seem to exist only to make people uncomfortable and should be avoided at all costs.

Earl's a scooch now because he got his third DUI and he's not allowed to drive anymore.

Hey, there's a scooch sitting under the tree over there touching himself. We should leave.

Aaron's car broke down and now he has to ride his bike everywhere like a freaking scooch.

by Charlie_Svetlana September 1, 2016

scootch

a word used to describe a womans ass hole as a acceptable oraphace to place ones penis

dude!, last night i put it in crystals scootch

by Dustiy March 22, 2007

Scooter

1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something

My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.

by Merkin September 26, 2005

scooter

a black asian or half cast person.

that shop is full of scooters!

by steph R September 5, 2008

ScootsMagoo

Moderator of the Something Awful Forums, who also created the "Chuck Norris Facts" internet craze. Well known for his "WHATS A MATTA YOU?" catchphrase.

ScootsMagoo walked down the street.

by Anonymousse January 8, 2006

scootchie

a term used to describe a womens vagina

buddy ran up to laurens scootchie
p.s buddy is a dog and laurens just nasty! disgusting!

by dri y lo October 5, 2006

scoochy

To get a sponge soapy.

I need to get my sponge nice and scoochy before I wash the dishes.

by nightwyvern April 18, 2017