Swinkle

The art of swimming and tinkling simultaneously

After a fun day on the boat with my friends I had to swinkle so I jumped in the ocean!

by SAFET September 13, 2014

Swine bag

when a guy poops in a bag, freezes it, then a girl uses it as a dildo otherwise known as an alaskan pipeline

Last night tom made me a swine bag. Isnt he romantic

by jakjak1234 September 30, 2015

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Swingin' dick

Military term used to describe any man able to walk. If you were walking your dick was swinging hence the correlation. Particularly remembered from the American/Vietnam conflict.

"...we're gonna need every swingin' dick available"

by Simon7 May 7, 2021

arm swings

(n) The fatty, gelatinous, sagging skin that appears underneath the length of the arm from the shoulder down to the elbow.

Called "arm swings" for their characteristic swaying, back-and-forth motion they make whenever they are moved around.

Commonly found on: Obese adults/kids, elderly people, people who are out of shape, and anyone who loses a great deal of weight in a short amount of time.

Observer #1: "Hey, look at that fat chick power-walking. She kinda waddles like a duck."

Observer #2: "Ugh, thats not what I'm looking at. She should wear some long sleeves cause those arm swings are making me nauseous."

by P. Dubya June 28, 2007

Softcore Swinger

This type of swinging doesn't involve any real sexual contact. Is usually limited to dancing, flirting, kissing, and light petting with people outside of their own relationship with neither partner getting jealous.

"I can't believe Dan isn't mad that Julie sat on my lap and kissed me!"

"Ahh don't worry about it, dude. They're softcore swingers, they both do this all the time. Just don't expect it to go any farther"

by Nas_tees May 9, 2010

crazy latin swingjazz

anything that is crazy in any way at all, but especially in a good way. or just amazing in general.
the object or action being described by this phrase does NOT need to apply to music to be used correctly, and certainly not to that specific genre of music.

-oh man, did you go to the concert last night?
-no, how was it?
-it was awesome, their lead guitarist is really crazy latin swingjazz

-hey i made some brownies, want some?
-yeah man! that's crazy latin swingjazz!
-how are they?
-mmm. great, crazy latin swingjazz.

by fdasjkl;sdf August 6, 2007