Japanese Birthday Surprise

Given on someone's birthday, this involves tying down the recipient and attacking them with tentacles shaped like giant penises, followed by urinating on them. While this may sound unpleasant to the average person, there are at least 20 different hentai mangas devoted to this very subject.

Geoff: Happy 22nd, Jamie! Now it's time for your Japanese Birthday Surprise!

Jamie: Japa-what? What the hell are you... oh my god AGGHHHHHHHHH

(screams of agony are heard)

by Jeff Shewer May 17, 2009

cum surprise

while fooling around with your g/f and you tell them you are about to cum. they think they are going to see a little cum - instead your penis simply explodes and erupts like a volcano, covering your partner in thick streams of cum... "Surprise"!!

Maria was rubbing my penis over her breasts. When I told her I was about to cum - she wasn't ready for the 'cum surprise, she got

by Blast-a-choo January 23, 2008

the double volcano surprise

the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.

John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!

by lieutenantURNER October 21, 2008

Gargle Gargle Surprise

The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.

Where's Katie?

In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.

by UrbanBob June 8, 2010

Houdini Surprise

Following 'doggy-style' sex, before climax the male spits on the girls back. When she turns around the male ejaculates all over her face. The male then throws his hands up in the air and screams "SURPRISE!"

Sean gave his girl the 'ol Houdini Surprise last night

by Flynn[VTX] November 29, 2003

Hobo Surprise

When partying with a large group of friends, the first person to pass out is presented with the hobo surprise. A used condom in the street is found and the contents of the used condom is squeezed out onto the sleeping person's face. Similar to the dispensing of a go-gurt!!!

Katherine was given a hobo surprise much to the delight of her colleagues.

by HS President March 1, 2010

Chicken Surprise

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.

Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010