gummy surprise

When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in

Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today

by dickimeandisc November 12, 2022

Nasonex Surprise

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.

John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.

by Sallysixtoes November 17, 2010

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

I gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

surprise head

When he knows you won’t give him head so he forgets about it but then you surprise him.

I waited till he was asleep and then I gave him surprise Head, he woke up and was very happy!

by Idothiswhenimbored January 20, 2018