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candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
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surprise body

When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.
Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything
by August Harley-Williams December 24, 2011
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Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
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Spunky Surprise

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.
Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.
by themurf1500 February 27, 2011
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Kuzniewski Surprise

When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!

Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 9, 2011
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The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA
Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise
by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
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Amish Surprise

When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it
I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023
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