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Religions, called by the white man, are nothing but brain washing rules that priests and books tell you go to by. Fuck religions, just believe what you want to believe, have faith in whatever god you wish to have faith in, and live life. There isn't any "hell" or "devil". All that Lucifer and shit is in a book written over the course of what, 200, 300 years? Fuck that shit.
Moron: Guess what, I'm a Christian who says the Rapture WILL happen because the bible says so.
Me: Guess what? You're a closeminded dumbass who can't think for themselves and is brainwashed by priests, church, and the bible.
by PeaceNotWar04 October 26, 2004
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Golden Reliever

This is when a golden retriever takes a shit on a baby.
Hey Mom, did you enjoy that Golden Reliever video I emailed you last week?
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Non-religious

One who doesn't follow any religion, including atheism.
Being non-religious, doesn't mean I worship trees...
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Religion

A set of beleifs designed to explain the unanswerable questions of this world because people, apparently, can't handle things they don't understand. Although lots of these things have now been explained through science, people still refuse to let go of religion, because they now can't handle to see the truth and this falsehood provides a comfort that a life in this worhtless world will utlimately lead to a greater happiness (or afterlife).

Religion has also been used as the justification for murder and various other acts seen as wrong, even though these acts are against the teachings of the religion.

Of course their is no proof of whether any religion can be considered false or true, and this can probably only be discovered in death.
If there was one true religion, surely we'd know about it
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religohaulic

Pronounced relidge-o-haulic:
The way an alcoholic has lost himself in his drink, a religious fanatic has lost himself with an imaginary deity. Too much of ANYTHING is bad for you whether it's religion, alocohol, fast food, etc.
1. Islamic fundamentalists who actually think unmaking themselves with vest-bombs are clearly religohaulics.
2. Lance went away for a few weeks to some religohaulic camp and hasnt been the same since.
3. 17th Century Christians burned to cinders anyone suspected of heresy, true religohaulics.
by itakepwnership February 23, 2008
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self relient

The act of being able to cover your previous prevarications effectively with new untruths that support the orginal ones in question well enough such that they will no longer be suspect.
Our son has such a great future ahead of him. He is so self relient.
by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007
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religion

n.
1. A barrier that separates man from God.

2. An organization created to intimidate people, or to be used as a scapegoat for man's own delusion.
Religion is just a group with a set of man-made dogmatic teachings which causes people to become deluded. Dogma does not get you to Heaven. Religion was never inspired by God. It was only inspired by man.
by JWil888 February 4, 2009
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