Minecraft

A game full of blocks and shit. Created by some dumb ass bald man called Notch. Every update takes 4 years.

Person1: Hey, do you wanna go get some pizza?
Person2: SHUT UP! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT! Oh, and i'll take a slice!

Minecraft is fun.

by Xcap April 2, 2017

Minecraft

A game that’s only played by true gamers

True gamer: How are you a gamer if you haven’t played Minecraft

by SkinnieP3nis_69 July 7, 2019

set mine

The act of sitting at a poker game and only playing when you hit trips.

Dude I was up till four in the morning trying to set mine on party poker...

by set miner January 24, 2006

AT mine

Pressure- or tremor-sensitive antitank mine. Vehicle drives over it, it goes boom.

"Jim, stop, there's an AT mine on the road! OH SHI-"

by ShAdOwZ February 18, 2009

minecraft

A game made by Notch to guarantee that you will stay a virgin.

Hot Chick: Heyyy. Wanna have some FUN tonight??

Fag: SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING HOUSE IN MINECRAFT, JEEZ!!!

by weedrasta July 27, 2014

Minecraft Christian Server

Why tf are you looking this up?

GO OUTSIDE BITCHES OR PLAY ON A Minecraft Christian Server

by Iof July 18, 2018

Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad

The ultimate lie

Kid: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
God: Nope

by TeshikuBOI July 4, 2020