g’morning

Short for good morning. Pronounced by 7th grade girls like jamornin

G’morning, how’s your day going?

by Literarycritic May 13, 2018

Good Morning Streaks

The Hague way of saying hello

"Good Morning Streaks!"

"Good Morning Streaks."

by wikkibitchin May 1, 2020

Its morbin time

When it's time to morb. Or to commit unthinkable especially rape (my personal favorite). I love morbing. Its morbing time!

Its morbin time!
Now pull down our pants!!!! And dont make me hungy!
(*rapes*)

by Morbious guy numba one July 31, 2022

oral shalibang in the morning

Having many penises forced into your mouth in the morning while being ridden round a room.

Do you like oral shalibang in the morning because I will give it to you.

by welshcaravan May 16, 2014

Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

morning glories

(n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.

I tripped hard last night on morning glories.

by logos November 7, 2003

Morning Job

A blowjob or handjob (see Wristy) given in the morning by your girlfriend leaving you feeling like Top Shit. Usually before work, school, college or a sports game.

"Man Lucy gave me a morning job and I'm still riding the high now."

by Aldran November 17, 2009