Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.

by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024

Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic

by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016

Anto Logic

Anto logic is a new-found way of thinking. It suggests that anything that other people say (especially from Bulgaria) are extremely false. This origin of "Antonella logic" is from Mendoza, Argentina.

What a beautiful Anto logic you have!

by ilovebulgariaboy36 July 3, 2024

Lunstroth Logic

Logic that can only make sense to people with the name Claudia Lunstroth. Another word for Hypocrisy.

Lunstroth: You are playing chess while you should be working on your project?? unacceptable! finish your project and come see me to check it!

*Five Min later*

Student: Hey Mrs. Lunstroth, can I check in?

Lunstroth: No, I'm playing chess don't bother me.

WOW that's some Lunstroth Logic

by BIG_FRIDGE_L March 12, 2020

Urban Dictionary Logic

The fact that this definition will get rejected.

Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?

by Bucketism January 7, 2020

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017

Faxon Logic

A common rhetorical strategy whereby the speaker presents a relatively simple "factual" and/or "reasonable" talking point in order to:

a). Justify an inequity.

b). Justify an atrocity.

c). Generally engage in some form of sophistry.

Benjamin quickly employed some Faxon Logic to defeat his opponent in the marketplace of ideas.

by Katorea June 11, 2024