lester

A lester is a person who molests or has been accused of being a molester. Generally used to describe a creepy person or a person believed to be thinking inpure thoughts about you/your friends.

"Dude, look at that guy. Hes a total lester."

by Michael Behnke May 16, 2005

z-lister

Z-lister is a term for when you edited your phones contact information by putting a letter Z in front of their name on an individual you break up with or have a bad date with someone. Putting a letter Z puts the contact at the bottom of your contacts.

Bob broke up with Tina and now she is a z-Lister. Hey Tom, Mike wants to know if you want to date one of his z-Listers.

by dailybragger June 21, 2014

Lester

A man that hides in your closet and touches you at night. He is a ugly man and you don't want to marry him for he will lick you I'm your sleep. Please help me...... Run he's coming

Uncle lester will get you in your sleep.

by Don't talk to me FOOL March 23, 2018

Listerine

From the Cockney Slang word 'septic' which was short for septic tank...yank.

So to say that someone was anti-septic means anti-american...Listerine.

Clear as mud that one!

That Osama Bin Laden is a right old Listerine!

by Afroken November 14, 2003

Lester

A homosexual sex offender with a micro cock, a Lester usually drives a white van and waits outside schools to molest little kiddos, a Lester normally wears a flannel shirt with pretty terrible

grey trousers, they normally watch gay hentai or child porn..... I'm a Lester

Holy water you were such a Lester last night

by Rootin' tootin' school shootin August 11, 2017

laters

What one says when you have just gone past a defender or 'skinned' them in a game of football (soccer).

"Laters," said Paul Gascoigne as he went past Colin Hendry.

by The Strut October 6, 2004

Literally

The previous definition was “in a literal sense” but Gen Z has morphed, changed, and exacerbated the use of this word so that it now means figuratively.

Gen Z-er: Dude I am literally dying right now
Gen X: Should I call an ambulance?? What’s wrong??? Are you okay????
Gen Z-er: Huh? No nothing is wrong but this meme I looked at made me kinda smile.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 17, 2022