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Histress

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The is the male version of a mistress. It is a woman's long-term male sexual partner and companion who is not married to her.
Histress is mostly used when the she is married to another man.
by fit4funru June 11, 2009
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historical stasis

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To live in a time when nothing of importance or significance seems to happen. Symptoms of living in a historical stasis include addiction to the Internet, magazines, and television news programs.
Compared to the exciting and sometimes volatile 1960s, the 1970s was a period of historical stasis.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 31, 2010
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A terrible wingman. Known to be good-looking but also known on the d-low as "Mr. Steal Yo Girl." Beware while around him because most people will get caught in "The Hishan Effect." It is the effect where Hishan only has to show his face to a girl and a couple of days later, they will be going out. Low key: he really enjoys comic books and superheroes. Also at times, he tends to be immature. BUT ALWAYS BEWARE: THE HISHAN EFFECT. HIDE YOUR WIFE, AND HIDE YO KIDS!
Girlfriend: Is that Hishan?

Boyfriend: Yeah he's chill

*girlfriend runs over to Hishan and begins making out*
by Hishan_21_official January 9, 2018
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His Ass Is NOT Duc

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Referring to an individual who is NOT janitor “Duc” at Keller Central High School.
*janitor who is NOT Duc walks into a room* “Oh my days! His ass is NOT Duc!!” patrick winslow sylvester said.
by KaiGKempferEsq. December 6, 2022
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Trolling His/Her Wood

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To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.

Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!

Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!

Benson: Hey Renaldo!

Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!

Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!

Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!

Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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Literature history

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A subject studied at school that teaches the students nothing that is of any significance to their lives. Literature history is characterized by certain artistic movements that are always a dramatic response to the previous movements, in which (literary) artists act like a crybabies and attention whores in order to express their idiotic feelings.
John: Hey Jack, what are you studying?
Jack: Literature history
John: Rest in peace bro
by PigeonBender July 13, 2015
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