Scratch and Grounder

1. Two antagonists from the 1993 cartoon Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. The pair, Scratch: a robotic chicken with the most grating laugh, and Grounder: a talking green tank/ drill-thing with a billion accesories, a real dumbass. These dumbfucks were Robotniks Henchmen, and often failed and easly tricked.

2. A pair of assholes that never go away. Usually, one is a jock,and the other is short and fat. Also tend to be pissed off retards.

1. Scratch: who says chickens aren't smart? I just outfoxed a fox!

2. Grounder: i have more accessories!

3. man1:Look, it's Scratch and Grounder!
. man2: dicks

by pinasbop October 9, 2009

groundhog

A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.

When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.

by ynotnvme November 18, 2011

grounded

1 (a). electrical conductivity directed into the earth
1 (b). to be emotionally stable

2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment

1(a) The computer wasn't properly grounded, so the power surge fried it.

1(b) I like having lunch with my aunt -- she's so sensible and grounded.

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2(a) After he did a victory roll just 200 feet over the runway, the Red Baron was grounded for a month.

2(b) When she woke up her whole family by coming in puking-drunk at 4am, Lindsay was grounded for a month.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

grundfuttock

large groups of naked angry dwarves weilding oddly shaped hammers wearing cock rings

"Bill just got bum rushed by this crazy grundfuttock in the quad."

by Bill n Ted September 20, 2005

grounder pounder

1. noun, octavia blake
2. noun, someone who has sex with the grounders from the 100.

octavia blake is a grounder pounder

by grounder pounder April 19, 2018

chubby 'ole groundhog

An erection in between a semi-boner, and a full on boner.

"hey buddy, that girl just gave me a chubby 'ole groundhog!"

by david carver January 22, 2010

grundle snap

when old ladies lose control of their lower portions and their vaginal fluids, blood, crap, and other various liquids form stalagmites between their legs. they can be broken off and eaten, but they can kill a man.

last summer, we sold grundle snaps at the fair.

by weber April 19, 2004