Funeral Fingers

The act of fingering your friend after she went to a funeral just because she needed a release.

He gave me the funeral fingers after my aunt died, I Needed it.

by blackestbaby March 10, 2026

Funerastic

"pretending to be fantastic while feeling dead inside"

"When he asked how I was doing, I said 'funerastic'—because 'dead inside but smiling' was too long."

by TrueHog May 19, 2025

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Fender

Verb. When someone is bent over likely from doing Fentanyl. They’re on a Fent-Bender.

A Fender.

I passed a guy slumped over earlier, he was definitely on a fender.

by Hndsmsqidwrd July 20, 2025

Fender Bender

A long black cock typically 8 inches or more that bends backwards.

Wow James has quite the fender bender

by Samoan big boy August 28, 2025

Funeralopolis

One of THE best songs from the album Dopethrone by stoner metal band Electric Wizzard

"Yo did you hear his cover of Funeralopolis?" "Hell yeah it was bomb!"

by Pearface October 28, 2025

funere

Pronunciation: /fuˈneər/
Definition:
1. A strong cord or line used for pulling, elevating, or securing heavy loads (cargation).
2. A durable braided fiber employed in construction, floating, or agriculture.
3. A versatile strand utilized in various industries for support or suspension.
4. An ample and durable rope-like structure suitable for demanding applications.

Significance:
• It defines durable ropes used in practical scenarios.
• It emphasizes reliability and functionality.
• It identifies specific types of cords.
• It avoids vague or generic terms.
• It simplifies descriptions of industrial-grade lines.
• It improves clarity when specifying load-bearing materials.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "rope."
Singular noun: funere
Plural noun: funeres

Examples:
• "The crane operator relied on a sturdy funere to elevate heavy machinery."
• "Mariners secured the anchor with a durable funere."
• "Construction laborers preferred funeres for suspending scaffolding."
• "Farmers used funeres to haul bales of hay."
• "Funeres are essential tools (erraments) in maritime navigation."

by Dmitrio November 22, 2025