fagit

Female Ass Grabber Including Tits basically any straight guy..dont use unless the person u are talking to knows this meaning

Tommy: I am such a fagit
Jimmy: WHAT!?! DUDE, back off man
Tommy: NO! not that kind of fagit...F-A-G-I-T
Jimmy:o...me too

by .:*sHeLbY*:. December 28, 2005

faith

sexy vixin excellent at charming italian teachers with prominent rear ends

kate is jealous that faith stays with deluca after class

by anonymous March 28, 2005

Faith

a: belief in things not seen

b: an excuse used by the ignorant when facts become hard to accept

c: the first name of a mediocre female country music singer

d: religious logic; an oxymoron

Definition 'a':
When I woke up this morning I went downstairs and with my eyes closed in the throes of a luxurious yawn I walked groggily into the living room and plopped down into my comfy chair which, despite having not been seen yet today, was still there where I left it.

Definition 'c':
The song 'This Kiss' is one of Faith Hill's greatest hits.

Definitions 'b' & 'd':
PERSON 'A': I may not know a lot about science or math or even the world at large but I have faith that when I die everything will be alright.

PERSON 'B': So you're stupid then?

by The Dark Comedian June 12, 2013

fajita friday

The female version of blue balls

My girl came over and we fooled around, but I left her with a fajita Friday.

by Afromanbc November 9, 2013

Old Faithful

The act of utilizing chewable breath mints and diet soft drink to produce a violent eruption of carbonated water from a vagina. Useful in retrieving items jammed up against cervix during the practice of cannon fodder.

I jammed Mentos and Diet Sprite up her cunt to get her to do an Old Faithful.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

faith

Hope and confidence in a belief, person, or concept.

I don't have enough faith to be an atheist.

by Killing Kittens June 25, 2004

faith

Faith is more than believing, God doesn't call people to believe he calls them to have faith. Faith is like this parable:

You are at the Grand Canyon and there is a man on a tightrope walking back and forth hundreds of feet in the air on a tiny wire. It may seem unbelievable at first, but you watch and he goes across once,twice, even a dozen times and more, to the point where you know that he won't fall and you believe that he can walk across as many times as he wants. However this isn't faith, this is belief. Faith is when that man says to you," Get on my back, and let me carry you across with me" and you say yes, trusting your life with him, and going across.

by M.J.C. December 6, 2006