competent

Being able to do things well.

Donald wasn't competent at business. He went bankrupt thrice.

by Ereck Flowers July 2, 2016

Compulsive Singing Disorder

CSD for short, it’s where you start to sing randomly and your speech is basically a song.

Guy 1: I HAVE COMPULSIVE SINGING DISORDER!
Guy 2: What’s that? And why are you singing?!

by DaUltimateMemelord June 1, 2018

grandeur complex

The idea of being superior to other people.

His showed his grandeur complex when he said 'I'm better than you, bunch of pitiful ignorants.'

by Forastero April 20, 2006

Bolla Complex

Exhibited in individuals who tell various stories where they subtly describe how they are better than everyone through the use of the story

Example: i don't know to read sheet music, but i can just play every song perfectly

Wow talk about a Bolla Complex!

by bolla's complex November 21, 2010

present company excluded

What you say when ever you inadvertently insult someone within earshot.

Urbandictionary readers are wankers. Present company excluded of course.

by arkanciscan October 6, 2011

compa

spanish slang for compadre

Ei compa, get yo ass over here

by DiVaGurl May 23, 2005

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008