Chodeman

A man or woman who dresses like a road man and acts like a chav or is a mix of the both

You know Rhys he is a scummy little Chodeman

by ChodeMan Faggot June 28, 2017

Chode Joke

A joke that is not doesn't have as much to it as you thought. It fucks your mind, but doesn't go as deep as you thought.

That's as deep as it goes Jeff? That's a chode joke.

by SgtDoomsday September 8, 2017

chode

a penis as wide as it is short; short and thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has a chode

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

chode

a penis wider than it is thick; wide thicc dick

Lucas Sharp has the smallest chode ever

by momo1021 September 23, 2017

Chode

A person with an extremely short and thick penis.

Bobby P definitely has a chode.

by Larry swindle October 29, 2017

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"He is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

chode

small ass dick

damn your dicks a chode. It’s as big as keegan’s.

by chodeboy11 May 15, 2018