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Greg: I heard that Frank has chordee.
Sam: Yeah he has to be like spiderman when he's having sex.
chordee by Lesbian Gengar August 23, 2019
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Chardee Macdennis 

A drinking game created by the gang in "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". The rules are complex. Although it is called the game of games, its actually a war.

rules;
Asking questions is not allowed during while the clock is running; the offending team must drink for 5 seconds.
If player spills, his team chugs the opposing teams drinks.
Cheating is ok but there are penalties if caught. If a player is caught cheating while both teams are at the same level the opposing team advances one level. If they are at different levels and the lower level team cheats, they must drink. If the team at the higher level is caught the opposing team advances to the same level.
level one starts, a fifteen minute timer begins, only stops in time stoppages
Preround - Sip wine in a British accent after all wine glasses must be finished and smashed to the floor, the teams may then put on war dances to intimidate.
Level 1 (Mind): Trivia, Puzzles, and Artistry
At this stage only wine is served.
To advance a team must earn three cards
Level 2 (Body): Physical Challenge, Pain, and Endurance
At this stage only beer is served.
To advance a team must earn 2 cards
There is no cursing allowed, offending team must chug beer for 5 seconds while other team counts.
Level 3 (Soul): Emotional Battery and Public Humiliation
At this stage only hard liquor is served.
To win the team must earn three cards
YOU-"Dude, wanna get fucked up through an epic game which tests you mentally, physically and spiritually? Let's play Chardee Macdennis!"

FRIEND-"No, man, last time we played the game of games I went to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, a dart in my palm and a broken femur."
Chorder (Ch-or-der); the cross between a check and a order.
WHEN THE BOYS IN DCC ARE COOKING UP SHOE PALACE AND SHOP UGLY KICKS WE ALL YELL "CHORDER"
Chorder by themanwithabalko May 1, 2021
another name for the fuckin' shwoo; the most commonly accepted League terminology for the dank.
Where's the chordle at, bitch?
Chordle by Quartersack Kev January 22, 2009
When someone takes the male sexual organ and gives it an Indian Burn, grinding it like a pepper grinder with both hands.
Karen gave Philip the worst chordle last night.
Chordle by Jimnesss May 22, 2020
An extremely oversized baggy, saggy, often sweaty clitoris.


Last night i sucked your moms chorde for 11 hours straight
Chorde by JackATTACK9214 July 2, 2008
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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