californication

americanization, superficiality, injecting hollywood into the world, into anything, more profit at cost of everything.

selling your soul to the devil seems good in the short run, short run is good enough.

strong male ideals perverted together with political correctness.

the ability of showing a whore (whenever) but inability to say the name (untill late on night).

man the food business here is so wasted after that POS mcdonalds californicated it.

by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

California Mudslide

When a woman gets on her knees and angles herself to where her head is up higher than her butt. A man with diarrhea shall go to the top of her body just below her head, and poop out his fecal matter onto her back. As it slides down her back and off her butt cheeks, it look's like a California mudslide.

Man, John sure did give Cassie a big California mudslide last night in the bathroom at AJ's party.

by WhoFlungCum November 25, 2009

California Roller Coaster

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.

I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

calibrate

To find calibre the (caliber) of; correlate readings of (instrument etc) with a standard or commonly accepted value.

I calibrated my HF reciever with the 10.0000 MHz WWV/WWVB frequency standard.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003

Calf Slap

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.

Hey Edward! You should calf slap Henry cuz he's wearing shorts in December!

by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

Cali

An annoying (and unofficial) nickname for the great state of California. Made up by some dumb east-coasters who later spread out to the rednecks in the midwest. Now they use it to make themselves seem cool but end up sounding extremely stupid.

east coast idiot: i'm heading out to cali this weekend
true cailifornian: why do you exist?

by wafflezer May 30, 2016

The calf roper

While having intercourse with a woman in labor and the child is crowning, proceed to wrap the umbilical chord around the child's neck while you continue to thrust.

My water broke, time for the calf roper.

by JeffersonM43 December 14, 2010