Definitions by JeffersonM43

The calf roper 

While having intercourse with a woman in labor and the child is crowning, proceed to wrap the umbilical chord around the child's neck while you continue to thrust.

My water broke, time for the calf roper.

The calf roper by JeffersonM43 December 14, 2010

Pimp Stain 

The act of using your bottom bitches underwear to wipe your anus clean and then making her wear them on her midnight rounds.
Also can be used in rocky marriages or after one night stands.

I ran out of toilet paper so I gave you a pimp stain, put these on.

Pimp Stain by JeffersonM43 November 19, 2010