broken lobster

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period while the males dick is soft. he then lets the blood dry on his penis and gets erect and has sex with the women again

jennie came over and i tried the broken lobster on her

by yunghunghose February 25, 2019

Broken

Not the same as you once were, tore apart to little shreds. A puzzle missing a piece. Usually a mentally unstable person. A person with a look in their eye that screams for help.

I am broken

by Queerladygaga March 22, 2021

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Broken Tip

Meaning to be useless in a situation.

Harry your being a "Broken Tip" get your head in the game

by unscreamable August 16, 2022

Broken

Something that is fully functional but acts the opposite.

Refusing to accept the reality.
A person acting the opposite in a normal circumstance.

Ex. A child runs into a wall and is laughing at the pain he/she is feeling,
Mother responds “I think my child is broken”.
Ex. He said “she isn’t laughing when I tickle her I think she’s broken”.
Ex. “My brother just got in a wreck and it made me laugh. I think I’m broken”.

by 1Cloud April 6, 2024

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

it memers

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much

by mice is nice April 4, 2022