Attack Helicopter

A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.

Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter

by E hates Q May 4, 2020

Flying Attack Porcupine

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.

Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!

by anon June 13, 2004

Twilight-attack

When you are suddenly overwhelmingly happy from something Twilight related and you begin to squeal and people look at you funny.

Lily- OME I'm having a Twilight-attack look at Bella's bracelet
Alexandra- OME it's AMAZING

by LilyCeleste January 13, 2009

Yak Attack

Getting crazy stupid drunk.

If I were to drink 2 40's, a fourth a bottle of jack daniels, a fourth bottle of 151, another 40, then a corona in a short period of time that would be a yak attack.

by Chaos General June 13, 2004

Shark Attack

The act of recieving oral sex, and unexpectedly recieving teeth in the process

(Jessica) What's on your junk Kobe?

(Kobe) That blowjob Zane gave me last night. . . . total Shark Attack

by CARBURNETMMINGSATON October 17, 2009

jack attack

To get drunk drinking Jack Daniels.

Bean and I had a jack attack last night!

by Jilina September 22, 2005

cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005