alexa

a fat hammerhead shark that eats toes bc u know.....u are what u eat. and also smells like she hasn’t takin a shower for 5 decades

ew i just saw alexa.... she’s smells so bad

by bchanwjzjnxd April 18, 2019

Alexander the Great

Alexander, in my opinion is a controversial figure. yes he did conquer most of the known world by age 32. but does this fact make him a great leader? or was he a materialist ruler? Due to a childhood that is believed to be 'regressed', Alexander had a deep love for himself. Thus, a simple case of narcissism allowed his mind to be preoccupied with infinite power and glory. Are these the traits of a good leader? His desire for materialism, and his socio-economic place gave him virtually all the power he wanted. He gorged in his narcissism by conquering every land he sought fit. His grandiose sense of self worth made his opinion the only opinion that mattered. anyone who stood in his way would die. Did Alexander benefit and improve his country as a whole? was Alexander after all, so great??

Alexander died at the young age of 32. The gods are said to have a way of punishing such pride.

Student 1: Hey did you see Alexander the Great?

Student 2: Naw, that movie sucks..

by redzone1 March 28, 2009

Alexa

A girl who is very talkative and gorgeous at the same time. She can make friends easily and is very attractive to boys. She can be sometimes fake and mean.

Alexa, you are the most prettiest girl ive ever seen.

by Guccibabyomygodthatsmybaby December 3, 2016

Asking Alexandria

A plague given to the world by a few British emo kids that wanted to be br00tal. Six years later, their music could be used at Guantanamo bay, on death row to execute prisoners or just make REAL metal bands angry.

Slayer would eat asking Alexandria for breakfast

by Redneckmetalhead66 September 5, 2014

Alexander Hamilton

typical in a bukkake, the act of many men sexually relieving themselves in a girls hair to the point that it ressembles a powdered wig worn by colonial folk.

"That party was tight! That group of guys destroyed that chick with that Alexander Hamilton!"

by Smackked November 30, 2009

This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Twitter decided that the “This is so sad can we hit _ likes” and Despacito 2 memes weren’t enough, so they had to combine them into a new meme.

Person A: I tripper today

Person B: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Person A: You can’t just add memes upon memes and think that it’s memes

by DankMaymer July 8, 2018

Alexander

A secretly (gay) straight male. Will drive you insane if you let him. Thinks he's the life of the party but is always hopelessly and completely bringing everyone down. Plays guitar (wellish) Likes drama more than your typical pre-teen middle schooler. Only brushes his teeth at night. If you let him close to you he'll never let you go.

Girl #1: "Hey do you know Alexander?"

Girl #2: "Yes, and I'm not proud of it."

by itstuesday September 16, 2017