Adamsexual

Sexually attracted to only asexual males that go by the name Adam, and have a username starting with “luq.” This person is most likely very weird, gives off bad vibes, and is not attractive. Girls and/or boys always talk about this Adam person non-stop and would kill anyone in their way to finding love from Adam, just like being a yandere. They blush intensely when he walks around and would usually become perverted for Adam and always try to get the chance to talk to him, even when he lies on his death bed. They also follow the religion of the flying Spaghetti Monster and they’re most likely a stranger to their friend groups and will be called out if they are Adamsexual. This is not a part of the LGBTQ+ community because it is so strange that nobody likes it except the people who follow this sexuality.

Person 1: So, what are your sexualities? I’m transgender.

Person 2: Cool! I’m lesbian.
Person 3: I’m bisexual.

Person 4: Nice, you guys! I’m Adamsexual!

Person 1, 2, and 3 back away slowly while repeating a ritual to ban Person 4 from their society.

by i’m not sophia at all smh June 19, 2019

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Adamson bruiser

When you are nailing your mrs so hard your penis slips out, you go to ram back in and it bends your cock and you bruise it.

“I was mailing Lauren so hard it slipped out and I bruised my cock on way back in, gave her a Adamson bruiser”

by Big J B June 26, 2022

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Adam russell

Campest back heeler on the planet.
makes boxercise look like knitting.
gels his hair with egg whites for that fluffy scruffy look.
like t-bag in the park at baladoodoo,,,,

OMG Vic, you just did an Adam Russell

by jeffjeffjeff June 28, 2012

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