Turtle Flop 

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)

That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...

Turtle Flop by Tarkine May 26, 2010

Turtle penis 

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

Turtle penis by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

Turtle Lips 

The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition.

No example is really necessary except that you know I like french kissing them.

Turtle Lips by Skeezer September 13, 2003

turtle beach 

Gaming headset used by gaming pros. They're cool but too expensive. The only reason people like them is because they can play in the night with no tv volume.

I just bought a turtle beach x3!

-wow, what a waste of money.

turtle beach by three1ohhh March 22, 2009

Turtle Club 

A restaurant/bar located in Hoboken, New Jersey known for having bands giving performances there. Delicious food and the lights are very dim giving people such experience.

I stopped by Turtle Club to see Tess and TJ performing before heading to flight school. Tess is such an amazing singer and TJ is very good with guitar.

Turtle Club by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011

turtle it 

When the open-minded; optimistic bud-smoker decides to not throw away the roach and use what's left of it. Usually what's left is placed into a relatively small piece or pipe and for the really determined ones, sometimes even stashed away for later when enough roaches equal a gram.

Pot-Head A: Hey you can throw that out man, it's just the roach. Pot-Head B: I'm gunna make your hair static if you ever say something like that again. Dude, we're goin to turtle it.

turtle it by TMC (The Marvelous Christian) October 5, 2009

Turtle Milkshake

To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.

My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.

Turtle Milkshake by Animefreakgoddess July 6, 2011