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Short Fuck 

When two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a sexual then has to mate with its self
Jeff "have you seen the midgets"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later

Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
Short Fuck by Eavon June 2, 2016
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Short Bus 

A vehicle used to transport the 45th President Of the United States, aka, Donald Trump.
“Mr President Trump, there is a Short bus waiting for you outside, let me know when you’re done tweeting”
Short Bus by Kristiano November 23, 2017

Short Timer

A luck son of a bitch who moves out west for the snow season in a couple of days, so clearly not a fuck will be given at work.
That bastard will be waist deep in fresh powder in two days, fucking short timer.
Short Timer by ecov spmah December 5, 2011

Short Stack 

an AWSUM band from australia (named after pancakes <3)
originating from a NSW town called Budgewoi

the band, which consist of 3 members (Andy- bass and the worlds sexiest back up vocals ever heard , Bradie- drums and keys and Shaun- lead guitar and vocals)formed in 2005 to enter in the YouthRock competition (they didn't win)

they have 2 albums, Stack is the New Black and This is Bat Country, and possibly the coolest hair ever ( even with thier new haircuts)
these sexiii boys are by far the best looking and nicest people i have met ( they were so concerned about by broken arm <3)
have way more fans than they have haters
Awsum person: OMG short stack signed my cast

Not so awsum person: dude wth do you like short stack they are such homos

Other awsum person: i can't believe you just said that, some people really don't apreciate good looks and good talent

Random guy: imma start calling them pancakes now

Awsum person WTH??
Short Stack by Leslie Hungry January 20, 2011

Short Stop 

A girl who likes small dicks. Will never go with big dicks.
Matt: Dude she won't have sex with me because "it's" too big.

Pat: I know what a short stop.
Short Stop by Stifford April 28, 2009

short king 

A short king is a term made popular by Cody Ko and Noel Miller to describe a short boy who has an inflated ego despite lack of stature. A short king will usually have a very sarcastic sense of humor and feels the need to prove himself as an Alpha despite being two feet tall. Short kings are 5'9'' and under.
Short King: "Should I go talk to Chad for you? I can convince him to come over here."
Friend of Short King: "Please don't Short King this up!"
short king by mnema geoff October 17, 2018

Short-Brick 

A nickname for Longwood College in Farmville, Va.
Local name
Short-Brick is a happening school!
Short-Brick by Woodruth July 29, 2008