Rusty Harmonica

The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.
I just gave her the ol' rusty harmonica.
by BMWBills October 27, 2009
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Rusty Rail

While in the act of anal sex, the 'giver' withdraws his penis and the 'taker' snorts a rail of cocaine off of the 'rusty' penis.
That bitch was such a dirty slut she begged to do a rusty rail off of my cock.
by Lord Sainsbury of Turville November 20, 2009
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rusty load

First ejaculate in a significant amount of time.
After going without sex for 40 days and 40 nights, Bob knew he wouldn't be getting his girlfriend pregnant with his rusty load.
by Covenant October 01, 2006
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Rusty Slidehammer

When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.
Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar

Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!
by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009
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Rusty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.
She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.
by JOEYJONASSS June 01, 2009
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Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.
Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!
by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009
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rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.
Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 11, 2007
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