Rusty Anchovies

A Rusty Anchovy is when you grab an anchovy out of the fridge and cover it with tabaco sauce. You then insert the anchovy into the rectum and slowly pull it out. The flexibility and slimeyness of the anchovy, as well as the cool feel of the anchovy while being warm from the hot sauce cause and unusual, but not unpleasant feeling.

Parton: i was wondering what the chef special was today?
Waiter: The chef special is always rusty anchovies with a side of fries.

by the saucey chef February 22, 2011

Rusty Rail

While in the act of anal sex, the 'giver' withdraws his penis and the 'taker' snorts a rail of cocaine off of the 'rusty' penis.

That bitch was such a dirty slut she begged to do a rusty rail off of my cock.

by Lord Sainsbury of Turville November 20, 2009

Rusty Shovel

To finger a girl, then stick your fingers in their ass then finger them again.

She was so wide i gave her a rusty shovel.

by JOEYJONASSS June 1, 2009

dusty rusty

A variation of the Rusty Trombone wherein two adult males who work long hours in close proximity, generally in mill or plant work, resort sexual acts to pass time, ending their evening with a rusty trombone

After two years of 12 hour shifts Mr. Smith finally asked if R.W. Would like to go all dusty rusty with the evening.

by Wham009 February 4, 2015

rusty load

First ejaculate in a significant amount of time.

After going without sex for 40 days and 40 nights, Bob knew he wouldn't be getting his girlfriend pregnant with his rusty load.

by Covenant September 23, 2008

Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.

Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!

by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009

rusty spine

A very long and hard shit. So long, you think you have shat your spine out.

Dude 1: "I am in agony. I just shat a rusty spine!"
Dude 2: "Hold on my man, I'll call 911!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007