morning shadow

It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.

I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!

by Ye W. December 15, 2011

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012

Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013

morning wood effect

In parallel thinking to the butterfly effect, this is not knowing what will happen when trying something new for the very first time. Like taking a piss with morning wood, you can never predict where or what direction your piss will go.

Like when NASA first had astronauts in space, they had no idea if they would come back alive until they did it.
Those scientists could only rely on the morning wood effect to be in their favor.

by Devil's Workshop Industries April 17, 2014

morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.

"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"

by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014

morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 13, 2015

Morningish

Adj.
-clearly the afternoon but you just woke up so it's morning to you

Good morningish, I hear u had a late night.

by nicnac24 September 15, 2015