Slide Monkey

Person who combines slides from multiple sources into a single PowerPoint deck. Each source will not have a consistent approach to the slides or any competency in PowerPoint whatsoever. This combination will result in complex, complicated, overly detailed slides, and an excessive amount of mindless pixel by pixel movement to achieve a consistent presentation.

The person can sometimes be more concerned with having everything aligned and properly animated than the actual content of the slide or deck.
Since I was the designated Slide Monkey, I was up all night consolidating everyone's input into a cohesive deck.
by lisid April 24, 2008
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Dick Monkey

One who swings from dick to dick, as a monkey on a tree would do.
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?

Sam: What about him?

Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim

Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
by theironavenger September 18, 2009
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Barrel of monkeys

A standard of comparison for describing how much fun something is. The "B of m" is usually considered to be less fun that the great time we are having.
by Nick Cusa September 23, 2006
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mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory
yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees
by cze July 20, 2005
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Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.
Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.
by Sarah April 01, 2004
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monkey ass

One who acts badly or stupid.
I'll whoop yo monkey ass.
by whatever 33 January 23, 2008
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