A majestic chaos goblin with flowing locks that move like they’re in a shampoo commercial—especially while human back riding (his favorite mode of transportation).
Khristian is 51% into Minecraft, 48% into pickles, and 1% away from switching teams entirely. No one’s sure if he’s flirting, roleplaying, or just really passionate about pegging, but somehow it all blends into his mysterious charm.
Gender? Fluid. Hair? Glorious. Boundaries? Blurry. He’s the kind of person who’ll build a Minecraft mansion while spoon-feeding you pickle slices and asking deep questions like, “Would you still love me if I was a villager?”
“Khristian just rode in on someone’s back, tossed his hair, and asked if I wanted to be the Steve to his Enderman. I don’t even know what that means.”
A sweet, courageous, and smart girl. She has the upmost honesty and is absolutely stunning. Renowned for her inviting and whimsy attitude around others. Now let it be known don’t get on her bad side because they’re not someone to be messed with or taken advantage of. Always flawlessly accessorizing and stays on fleek. Shes strong, secure, emotionally mature, and empathetic. With her shiny dark brown botox like hair and a tall and mature nature, it’s undoubtedly proven by scientists, physicians, and psychologists, she ranks #1 on all aspects.
-Dang girl you lookin like a “Kristine” today for real.
A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?