Jock Fantasy

Generally followed by people who feel edgy. Jock fantasy is for people who didn't read fantasy as kids and make sure you know they do now. Typically someone who binge watches The Hobbit movies and shares Game if Thrones memes on Facebook

Person 1: Did you watch Gane of Thrones last night?

Person 2: Nah, I don't waste my time on jock fantasy

by Mike8404 April 11, 2019

Jocke

A father to a rasberry cream loving boy . He has 40 doughters and loves to fuck small boys. Has a cousin named Michel and has no hair on his head

Ohhh thats Jockes gay son

by Jocke destroyer March 27, 2019

Jock

The man who brings the water.

Staving off dehydration in the intoxicated masses, this man saves lives with quiet intent.
Many assume due to his name sake, that a Jock would be rude and crude, but in reality, Jock is a man who quietly loves behind a guise of apathy.
Breaks in new boots without a whimper of pain.

Thanks for the water Jock 😊

by WhiskyGirl84 August 7, 2021

URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY

Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022

Jock Soccer

Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.

Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.

by RobottoTree March 21, 2024

Jock

Idiom, Irish origin~

esp. a scornful term used to convey a particular expression of disgust at the exceptional state of disrepair/bad condition of the item under discussion.

"That yoke's in a fucking jock" Hench exclaims as we pull up to view a 1989 zxr400 motorcycle which was described as 'in good condition' on ebay after driving 65miles. And promptly leave.

by Graham, the throbbing one €==8 April 16, 2010

Jock Block

When your kid prevents you from getting a workout

When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.

"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"

by Lauraisjane February 2, 2013