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Jason is a poor guy with a super small dick. Jason's are usually gay.
Oh that's Jason he has a small dick.

Oh look Jason is gay that normal
by OPscer April 10, 2019
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jason

a bitch ass guy who doesn’t know how to keep his mouth shut so now he’s going to get shot by the homegirl’s boyfriend
jason is dumb
by aowkne September 1, 2019
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jemma:jason is so hot
bob:u know jason means faggot right?
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Jason-John Tapa

A bad ass bitch. Tends to use the acronyms "lmao" & "lol" alot. Likes to use ":)" & ":(" rather than emojis to express himself through messages. Don't question his loyalty. Lastly, he's such a kind-hearted young man willing to drop everything for a friend. He abides by the motto "Friends over family"
Jason-John Tapa loves all.
by asonjayz July 9, 2019
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Jasonia

A disease that can spread fast and develops from stress and annoyances. Life's smallest difficulties begin to stack up and it seems like people are against you. A timmybug can get inside your head and cause bloating and issues with your breathing at first, then slowly begin to bug you until you have begun to sweat. A tonybug pushes you over.

Jasonia can cause death, disease, transition to cancer and malaria and can create brain tumors, creating a potential loss in life span.

Jasonia can be cured through calming your mind and relative mindfulness. Trying to numb your brain of pain will not work as it will rush through even more, do the things you enjoy and try to ignore the pests in your brain.
I'm infected with Jasonia. That's why I feel like I haven't been thinking straight for the past couple of days.
by JaaaaaayyyyTeeee October 19, 2019
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Jason

Oh my god! Look at how many potatoes Prittish has!
Jason has more.
by PowerBlaster October 31, 2019
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Jason

My love. He overthinks things and gets lost in his own thoughts and he knows he shouldn't but he can't stop himself. He pushes people away but deep down he needs somebody to be there for him. He hates letting people close to him because he's scared of getting hurt, he's got the most amazing personality and the brightest blue eyes. He's just all around an amazing person.
Kimberly:I'm so lucky I got blessed with Jason, he's my angel.
by Itrusttoeasy1234 November 3, 2019
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