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THE HOOK

to stick a finger up an asshole and pull down.
My girlfriend gave me the hook last night while she was giving me a blow job.
by xenophon54 March 30, 2011
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Left Hook

Saying a comeback out of no where, surprising them.
Uncle: why can't you don't it?
Mom: Why don't you get up and work for once?

Uncle: My mom left hook me this morning.

Friend: No way what she say?
by CoastingKidd July 7, 2015
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j hook

A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis
Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!
by forumlogins May 20, 2008
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captain hook

having a curved penis
by haha134 May 14, 2010
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suspension hook

A euphamism on AnalystForum for both a misguided and illthought-out Macro economic projection expressed via the use of unintelligible English. As defined by Cinton's discussion of a profitable trading strategy of Renminbi/ dollar futures and a Renminbi de-pegging.
Now is fries the Chinese dollar (RMB) rise value to be best time several!
Because China Gov’t decided not to increase interest rate although USA rise the int.rate.
Now have massively to buy up the Chinese dollar (RMB), again buys the forward Chinese dollare (RMB) rise value.
Then, you will earn money

The American rise interest 0.25%,
Next time, FOMC meeting on August 04, I believed the USA Congress will rise interest 0.25% again,
The insufficient two months, totaled again added 0.5% int.rate

Because the Renminbi is with US dollar suspension hook,
at the appointed time the Chinese government not possibly again not to rise the interest rate., the Chinese government interest on futures pressure can be very big

Because the Chinese dollar (RMB) is with US dollar suspension hook,
US dollar policy, the Chinese dollar (RMB) is certainly needs to follow,

Because the Chinese government official is the non- economic knowledge,
therefore speech China certainly not to rise the interest rate, they really are extremely stupid, only if the RMB different US dollar suspension hook, then China can not to rise the interest rate.

The RMB is with US dollar suspension hook, China not possibly does not follow the American interest on futures, the monetary policy is not at the China side.

Yesterday (30 June 04) the Renminbi had the little rise
by robh353 May 8, 2005
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Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.
“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”
by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019
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Captain Hook

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.
Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic
by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011
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