two-faced

Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.

Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!

*once Laura is gone*

Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?

by The Hit September 8, 2009

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Snout Fucked

Using the snout of a small dog to penetrate the vaginal cavity. Sometimes lubrication is necessary.

"Autumn snout fucked me last night, it felt better than my boyfriend!"

by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2009

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your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 2, 2005

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flea fucked

to be ripped off by someone beneath you

"I bought an eighth off Billy's little brother, and look at it ... there can't be more than a teenth here!"

"It looks like you've been flea fucked, mate!"

by The Turtle's Head November 19, 2007

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dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 26, 2007

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