Douchebag

Short for
DOU-ble
CHE-ese
BAG-el

Can I have two Douchebags please?

by DUN-DUN-DUNNN! October 6, 2008

douchebaggish

Of or pertaining to a douchebag or douchebaggery

Calling the cops on our party was very douchebaggish of our neighbors.

by Hernest Emmingway June 11, 2007

Douchebag

Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.

Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!

by A Newt August 7, 2010

Douchebag

Someone who puts actual information on Urban Dictionary.

A football field is 100 yards long, also I am a douchebag.

by da jew bank October 17, 2011

Douchebag

An obnoxious or contemptable person, especially one who thinks they're worth more than they really are.

Our class president Jim is the biggest douchebag I've ever met; you don't know what it's like hearing him brag about it over and over again.

by Ryan Clark Jr. October 23, 2017

Anti-Douchebagatry

Lack of Ability to blend in and or fit in or not suck ass

Lack of Ability to become one of the greats in this World

YOU JUST PLAIN SUCK ASS

FUCK YOUR LIFE

the Anti-douchebagatry in this room is off the charts

by billabongman aka the nickster February 25, 2009

sir douchebag

A douchebag of high douchebaggery in the feudal world that often kidnaps a princess(of his own kingdom) instead of saving one. In the modern age though, a sir douchebag just has extremely douchebaggy-like qualities, but higher than that of a regular douchebag and lower than that of prince douchebag.

Douchebag: Okay, I beat up those first graders and took their lunch money so that way I could afford enough money to buy an Xbox One and show off my wealth with it even though the PS4 runs more powerful at a lower price.

King Douchebag: Good, I now promote you to sir douchebag!

by Derp Man March 28, 2014