bag-el

The way that dumb people pronounce bagels.

Hey Erin, can I get a Bag-el with cream cheese.

by Shmorph July 4, 2019

Cock Bag El Poopy Face

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin

Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face

by siicc one January 14, 2010

el douche bag

Italian "douche bag". Derived from "El Duce", the nickname of Mussolini.

"I can't believe Dante would leave her at the altar. He's such an el douche bag!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

El Douche Bag

Garrett

El Douche Bag make some calls

by J dbl August 2, 2008

electric tea bag

Getting ones balls sucked whilst putting your tongue on a 9 volt battery

A lady and I just did the electric tea bag.

by Tommy111111 March 19, 2014

Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hope bagels

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019