too drunk to mario

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so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.

a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.

by k123 February 24, 2008

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defunked

When something happens, or is said/done to spoil a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

Has no connection with the adverts on this site.

"When Gerald showed up last night, he totally defunked the party."

"Who defunk your high? You seemed okay an hour ago."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 10, 2006

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Drunk dick

1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time

2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited

Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE

by Trent November 19, 2004

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The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.

Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.

by nickgash August 5, 2004

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Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

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