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Mad Cow Disease

Mad Cow Disease is when fat people run around trying to eat you.
by Nire November 20, 2003
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Deacon's Disease

The condition in which the collar in the back of your neck is raised enough to show your neck tie. Usually, the sufferer is oblivious to this predicament and is a deacon in the LDS church. Can be cured be simply lowering the collar and covering up the neck tie.
"Hey, Joey's got Deacon's Disease! Let's fix him up!"
by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007
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Hmm disease

An over use of the words 'hmm' 'urmm' 'ummm' 'Mhmm' or any other derivative. It's when people are thinking too much but have a lack of anything better to say.
Me: He left me, so rude, I wonder if I have done something wrong?

Matt: Hmmm

Me: he says I've changed, do you think I have?

Matt: hmmm.. oh no, I double hmm'd. =O

Me: Oh noes, you've got Hmm disease!!
by Kerry E June 11, 2008
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Boobie-doo Disease

When a woman's belly sticks out further than her boobies do.
There are 4 types of Boobie-doo Disease.
- Pregnitis: A fully acceptable and temporary form caused by being pregnant.
- Indentitis: Acceptable, but disappointing. This is the result of extreme lack of boobies, also know as being flat.
- Ponchitis: The ponch creates a belly that is much too flabby. Cures are possible through diet and exercise.
- Guntitis: More common in older females. The mystery that is the gunt, which is partly made up of belly, protrudes a distance greater than the boobies.
Hey man, why won't you go on a date with Sarah?
Dude, she's caught a bad case of Boobie-doo Disease.
Really?
Yeah man, serious case of Ponchitis!

Hey Trevor, I noticed your girl's showing early signs of Boobie-doo Disease, you gonna step in and say something?
No worries, bro. It's just a case of Pregnitis!
For real? Congrats buddy!
by JettSkyler July 1, 2010
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Daishanna

'Beautiful' in human form, always there for you when needed. She's caring and considerate but do her wrong? You'll witness a side of her you'll want to stay clear of; she can handel her own.
Daishanna is an amazing friend.
"Ugh-oh, she made a mistake. Daishanna will find a way for revenge."
by MzSincereBBY February 3, 2010
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swimmers disease

An affliction suffered by males when they're in large bodies of water (ocean, river, swimming pool, bath tub, etc) for an extended amount of time. The 'disease' itself is reference to the shrinkage of the male's scrotum due to over-exposure to water. Similar to the 'pruning' that occurs to ones fingers and toes when submerged under water for extended periods of time, but for the scrotum.
Happy's first birthday party was a real blast, except for the widespread case of swimmers disease.
by Lincoln Hawk May 29, 2008
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Barraclough disease

Where you constantly look for attention. On social media
When I turned on my Facebook feed my whole feed was full of my mates posts complaining about his life, I think he may have contracted barraclough disease
by Harambeftw December 13, 2016
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