"Hey man, you know when we were growing up and you wanted to know who your dad is? Well I fucked mom. Yeah, I'm your brother-dad."
by Stabyourself September 26, 2011
by lol poop cry about it March 17, 2021
A Barbecue Dad is a generic father figure who cooks all the food at a cookout such as hamburgers and hotdogs (while drinking beer). The roles of Barbecue Dad include referring to the younger attendees as, "Big Guy", "Champ", "Chief", and "Sport". Barbecue Dads talk about Dad things such as, lawnmowers, building your own deck, Sunday Night Football, and his glory days.
"Hey Jimmy, I wanna have a cookout next weekend, but my dad is gonna be out of town."
"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."
"Aw man, we are going to have to find someone to fulfill the role of "Barbecue Dad."
"You're right Jimmy, cookouts aren't the same without BBQ Dads."
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
a rare species of dad who usually tells their child to foul. Most of these dads drive pickup trucks or SUV’s.
by Suckanimaginarycock June 30, 2018
A dog dad is the proud owner of a dog and loves his dog like he would love his own kids—if he had any. Dog dads will eagerly tell anyone who will listen about the random mundanities of his dog's life, even if no one asked. Dog dads get minted at any age, whether it's adopting a new puppy, or rescuing a senior dog to live a good life in comfort.
In same-sex couples, both partners may be collectively referred to as dog daddies. If only one person in the couple assumes primary caretaking responsibilities, then he is the sole dog daddy.
Dog dads can be easily identified at the dog park because they are standing alone with their leash, bag of dog treats, and dog dad hat pulled low over his face, watching his fur baby frolic with the other pups.
In same-sex couples, both partners may be collectively referred to as dog daddies. If only one person in the couple assumes primary caretaking responsibilities, then he is the sole dog daddy.
Dog dads can be easily identified at the dog park because they are standing alone with their leash, bag of dog treats, and dog dad hat pulled low over his face, watching his fur baby frolic with the other pups.
Girl 1: Paolo is such a dog dad — all he does is take pictures with his dog for Instagram, wearing his dog dad hat, and he never goes anywhere without her.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's dog dad af.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's dog dad af.
by dogdadhats February 26, 2021
by fuck LGBTQQIP2SAA March 15, 2022
Yelah: Hey Amanda, don't you have a dad kink?
Amanda: Yeah I do have a dad kink, not the daddy kink, but the d a d kink.
Amanda: Yeah I do have a dad kink, not the daddy kink, but the d a d kink.
by Porscheisbitch July 28, 2017