Presidential Campaign

The effort put into winning a girl over so you can have sex with her.

Dude 1: Dude, so did you bang Molly yet or what?

Dude 2: Nah dude, shes a tough one. I still got her in the Presidential Campaign.

by Obama-nator November 4, 2010

Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Compassionate Conservative

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO

The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.

by Sam9999 August 18, 2009

Ariana Comparato

A lesbian girl who smokes mad weed and is sexy as fuck!

Jermaine: "Yo Ariana, lets smoke a dooby."
Ariana Comparato: "Fuck yeah!!"

by Areay August 16, 2010

courtney compagnino

A talentless wannabe who was on some obscure 1980s TV show until it got axed. Known for her mouthy attitude and gets mean when drunk.

Ricky: 'Courtney Compagnino wears so much makeup, that Bozo the Clown down the road could work for a month.'
Dicky: 'Fucking oath.'

by KTV484 November 26, 2013

Compaining

Compaining. The painful combination of complaining and campaigning.

Prediction is we have 4 years of Trump compaining on TWATter that he was robbed.

by ReddyCat November 6, 2020

compaines

Mf never missed in his life

"compaines has never missed"

by Compaines September 6, 2021