brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

by Don McGueef May 26, 2014

Soper and Brown

The act of twirling around like Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, while bare assed.

Whoa, that dude is twirling like he’s on some Geneva st. Meth.
Thats called the Soper and Brown, because he has no pants. Donald Duck style.

by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021

Sam brown

Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team

Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."

by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022

Brown Stroke

The act in which a male masturbates while making a bowel movement.

Josh takes so long in the bathroom because he likes to brown stroke it.

by Gomesci June 28, 2010

Cold Brown

Where you take a shit in a walk in freezer.

Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.

by SmallChiliDog April 19, 2022

Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011

papal brown

Papal Brown is common name for a grandfather who has passed away from “loose buttocks stage four cancer” this definition was originated by Noel Killian. It was created as a harmful Jib about Gunnar David Brown’s papal David Brown

Papal Brown is GONE NEVER COMING BACK GUNNAR!!!

by Papallover69 April 13, 2023