open all the windows 

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.

"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."

open all the windows by Mr Special August 18, 2019

How to get help in Windows 10 

The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.

Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!

How to get help in Windows 10 by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020

Activate Windows 

Yar - Har - fiddle - dee-dee...

PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*

*Click*

*...*

*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*

Activate Windows by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019

dog snot windows

Nasty,disgusting,windows on cars that are smeared with snot from doggy passengers pressing their noses against the glass. Most commonly found on behemoth "granny tank" autos owned by a little old ladies with 3-5 poodles.

Check out the dog snot windows on that Coupe DeVille.

dog snot windows by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

jizz windows 

Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.

Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.

jizz windows by R. Tran December 3, 2006

pimp windows 

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.

It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...

pimp windows by wordshark November 6, 2007

Frosty Windows 

When you give a girl a facial while she's wearing glasses

Jen: I can't get this jizz off my glasses!
Sara: maybe you shouldn't have gotten frosty windows!!

Frosty Windows by Ammo11m January 10, 2012