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Activate windows

Going into settings and activating it
by S/he’s just a friend November 23, 2020
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Big Windows

Relating to a person who is extremely wealthy and has a big house, usually with a negative connotation.

Origin: Comes from the idea that stuck-up rich people look out of their big windows at the poor people milling about on the streets doing poor people things.
Marissa: Oh man! My dad only got me a 72" flat screen tv instead of a 108". What a jerk!

Kyle: Jeez, Marissa. Talk about Big Windows. Get off of your high horse.
by vivaladsistance June 27, 2011
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Broken windows

That dude got caught selling broken windows
by Smegstain October 3, 2018
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Shrimp windows

Open-toed shoes
Man, that girl better be careful with those shrimp windows! Someone's foot fetish is kicking in!
by Con Broatsy July 26, 2019
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open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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How to get help in Windows 10

The F1 button has been annoying to all steam users, especially GD players. It is toggleable, though.
Oh boy! I love this game! Hold on gotta pause... *accidentally presses F1* AW F*CK I DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW TO GET HELP IN WINDOWS 10!!!!
by "D*cktionary" November 29, 2020
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Activate Windows

Yar - Har - fiddle - dee-dee...
PC: *bobba*
Cap'n: let me reinstarrl yar cpu and me rum cooling loop.
PC: *Activate windows*
Cap'n: ...
PC: STOP! You violated the law!
Distant voice: been too long since I've seen a good brawl!
Cap'n: *goes to toms hardware on iphone*
PC: THEN PAY WITH YO-
*Fans spin down*
*A few hours lateeerrr*
*Hackintosh awakens!*
Cap'n: *rests straw hat after a long days work*
Also Cap'n: *gets some well earned sleep at boot camp*
*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *Jolts awake*
*Realising it had all been a terrible dream the cap'n is confronted know those days are behind them now they are a part of the macster race.*
*Click...* *Click...*
*Boot camp*
*Unsettled Tom*

*Click*

*...*

*Activate windows*
Cap'n: *rubber punches computer*
Cap'n: *Finds the nearest body bag cache* *tosses every componet possible in*
*They knew what they must do*
*Noone could ever trace this back to them*
Cap'n: *Glancing back* *Sees that the iphone has witnessed these events*
*They must also be disposed of* *After all, the apple doesn't fall far...*
by Ellipsis115 April 18, 2019
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