Wafflenator

A Person Who likes waffles, a Weapon that turns people into a waffle commonly found where squidi is found.

1. The Wafflenator 5637-G (This is Both a Person I knows nickname and an Imaginary Weapon of mass waffles

by Person Named Bob October 10, 2004

wafflejimjam

An ancient game, only still performed by those of high society. Whereby, the initiator partially exposes his genitals in a subtle gesture and challenges a fellow colleague to determine whether the exposed skin is of a penile or testicular nature, all while announcing "wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?" After which the colleague is forced to respond.

Bradley: *unzips fly* Wafflejimjam! Cock or ball?

Peter: That's gotta be cock for sure...

Bradley: Haha! Wrong again!

Peter: I never knew you waxed?

by The phantom tanner November 25, 2013

waffle sack

When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.

This feels so fucking good walking with my new Waffle sack.

by Keeping it real February 20, 2017

Wafda

A beautiful girl with good personality
All guys want to have her.

I want to have wafda become my future wife

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Waffle-faced

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021

love waffle

A typo of the traditional 'lessthanthree' or, <3.

A love waffle consists of the 'less than' sign and a 'waffle' sign. <#

I love waffle you <#

by justjenn January 10, 2010

Cajun Waft

A description of the aftermath of a spicy Cajun meal so powerful that there are farts up to the point of causing Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a person (IBS) with visible gaseous emissions.

Powerful stank emanating from someone who just ate a spicy meal (preferably a Cajun spiced meal).

AKA: The Burning Gust, A Crimson Wind, or a Red Mist.

Jeff ate some Cajun spiced fried chicken and now he's complaining of intense stomach pain and a heavier than air cloud is drifting from him... he just pushed it towards me with his hands and now *cough* Auuuughhh *gag*... he just Cajun wafted me?! Nobody gets away with a Burning Gust on me!! Nobody!

by Caricifus June 10, 2011