Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.

"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.

by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011

valentine's day

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

Vacctivist

A word used by anti-vaxxers to describe people who realize that that vaccines are important, and try to make sure others know this.

They just told me how to give my child a longer life-span, what a vacctivist.

by Crbin October 24, 2018

gutter vag

A nasty vagina. Usually associated with a hideous looking woman.

Man, even if I were straight I wouldn't pound that gutter vag.

by LGEND24 June 27, 2011

Valentina

a Very goodlooking girl with a large sexual appeal...
pale skin, long hair,
creative, and a party animal
at times she can be shy but thats not her true colors
almost everyone wants her..

Guy #1--Omg... i met the most beautiful girl i have EVER laid eyes on...
Guy #2-- Must have been a Valentina

by FlorjiandaMan March 2, 2017

energy vampire

A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.

My boss yelled at me for 15 minutes and now I feel like shit. He is such an energy vampire

by netteach March 14, 2003

Vaccasinate

Intentional planned murder by vaccination. To use vaccination as the instrument of death for an assassin.

Submitted By: @LanceMigliaccio

It was obvious, based on the ingredients in the vaccine that the plan has always been to vaccasinate as many people as possible.

by @LanceMigliaccio September 26, 2021