vagina miner

a conquistidor of the female genatalia; one that tears through cooters as fast as we burn coal

Ever since he got to college, once-quiet Terence has become quite the vagina miner.

vagina miner by Joseph McCartney November 2, 2005

Vagina Coastguard 

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"

Sincerely,
Vagina Coastguard

Vagina Coastguard by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006

old lady vagina 

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

old lady vagina by willie989 January 18, 2010

wide-set vagina 

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.

Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.

wide-set vagina by Kevin May 4, 2004

vagina baster 

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

vagina baster by Joey L**g December 21, 2006

Vagina Burp 

A burp that comes right after eating out your girlfriend. A very tasty release of air caused from swallowing vaginal fluids.

Boy talking to girl: *pulls head up from between her legs* "wow that tasted great..*buuurrrrppp!* and that was an amazing vagina burp" ;D

Vagina Burp by That one guy...who ate out April 1, 2009

old lady vagina 

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

old lady vagina by mcshells February 18, 2009