Twilight

A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing

Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares

by Just Karen November 7, 2019

Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 9, 2020

twilight face

You have a twilight face when you are: bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded,retarded and stupid,the cast of twilight or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.

Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)

Edward: I love you...

Bella: I love you to...

P: O.M.G look at her twilight face!

Me: She's got a constant twilight face!

by 1234567yyy February 29, 2012

Twilight

Necrophilia

Person 1: I love the movie series ‘Twilight’

Person 2: So you life necrophilia

Person 1: Yes

by fybuuhbbhudsvhiej nivfh April 11, 2021

Twilight

Some backwater fangirl's overblown schlick fantasy.

Twilight is designed to give you a lady boner. No exceptions.

by The Golden Fack August 15, 2013

Twilight Sad

The melancholy feeling one gets after watching any of The Twilight Saga films, at the devastation that you cannot be a vampire and have Edward Cullen fall in love with you.

Bro 1: "What's wrong bro?"
Bro 2: "I just finished watching Breaking Dawn part two and now I'm Twilight Sad bro"

by supfcker March 20, 2022

pulled a twilight on ya

when someone gives you a hickey, the sucking of the neck.

What happened to your neck, he pulled a twilight on ya didn't he?

by pizzaaaa May 29, 2009