sword of 1000 truths

When a man takes 1000 viagra pills and shoves his 15 foot dick into a girl vagina 1000 times

dude i sword of 1000 truths my girlfriend yesterday , i think i killed her.

by 1337zor April 13, 2008

truthpaste

the word "true" has gained the reputation for being associated with "bros", thus the birth of truthpaste, a word that can be used by all people.

"yo man, your a twat"

"truthpaste"

by tossed leaves May 18, 2009

truther

the opposite of a liar. someone who tells the truth

No im a truther!

by ivypooopoiswrong July 17, 2011

Truter

Truter (verb)/Korean slang: to Truter something is to focus all of one's energies on a SINGLE task.

1) John dug his finger deeper into his nostril, Trutering for that elusive, hard, bloody snot bubble of itchy, guilty pleasure.

2) Juni, having been flicking her bottom's G-spot, realised she had spent her whole day in her office Trutering away needlessly when she could have been bettering the mill.

by The Mighty Douche February 2, 2010

Truth

A word that is banned at the CNN headquarters

Here’s the truth.
CNN CEO: you’re fired

by Boom stick August 9, 2019

Truth

Whatever my cognitive dissonance allows me to believe. And only I know what it means to believe.

Hym "You know, ever since that party my lymph node has shifted from mild discomfort to steadily increasing pain. Neat! I do wish I wasn't withholding actionable and/or (potentially) profitable information from myself. My refusal to acknowledge my own existence is really getting in the way of my ability to expediently and easily ameliorate my own suffering. That's clearly something I'm doing to my self. I will likely suffer and die without ever knowing the truth. But that's my fault for not telling myself the truth because I'm actively doing that to myself. The irony is that if I was a retard with a big dick this would have been already taken care of by someone else without me having to even schedule an appointment or pay out of my own pocket. And then, when I got home from my appointment, my staff would have let me ride her fat little ass until my bed was drenched in so much sweat I would literally be unable to sleep in it comfortably. Oh well! I guess I'll just go fuck myself!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

slaitor trut

a polite or confused way of naming someone who is both a traitor and a slut. Often used at the end of a long string of impressive insults, giving them a laughable impact.

"you skank whore! You are such a slaitor trut!"

by totalllydownwititcool October 8, 2009