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Oakland face mask

Rubbing spooge onto your face and wearing it like a spa treatment
Christy really likes Oakland face masks…says they make her skin so supple!
by dirtydogdave March 2, 2023
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Take the mask, homie

When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.
TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt
by matth.ew December 30, 2019
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vaxxed n masked

Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is
by Baddies_In_The_Club March 30, 2022
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Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets
You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!
by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017
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louisiana gas mask

When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face
Bro i got the gas *pulls louisiana gas mask over face*
by Child beater 69 May 16, 2018
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amish air mask

place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
by Dr. Genovase June 19, 2014
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virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.
I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...
by anonymous May 10, 2023
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