Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets

You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!

by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017

Icebox

When she bends down to get something out of the freezer and you start hitting it from behind.

I gave my wife the Icebox while she was getting the meat out of the freezer.

by Yomomma13 May 23, 2022

Assome

An asshole that is awesome

You’re assome!!! Fuckin’’ assome!!!

by Yomomma13 January 05, 2018