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Anthony Stoner 

The name of the character played by Tommy Chong in the movie "UP IN SMOKE".
In one of the opening scenes of UP IN SMOKE, Chong's father says to Chong: "Anthony don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you. If you don't get a job by sundown, were gonna ship you off to military school with the Goddamn Finkelstein shit kid, son of a bitch! This reveals that Chongs name is Anthony. Of course his last name has to be Stoner, thus we have Anthony Stoner in the classic stoner movie. In the author's humble opinion, Up IN Smoke is the funniest movie ever!!!!!!!!!
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wannabe stoner 

someone who smokes weed once and decides that they've been doing it for years. often rich white kids devoid of any individuality trying to leech off of drug culture. it is not uncommon for one to be a wigger
i just sold a dimebag to those wannabe stoners for $40 and called it purple haze
wannabe stoner by wwwwoooooooo! September 8, 2006
A student who excels in AP courses and advanced level classes, but still enjoys smoking weed regularly. As AP classes have become more popular, the term AP stoner has become necessary to distinguish AP nerds from those who still know how to have a good time.
Joe: Dude, I smoked a fat blunt with Jack last night, we got RIPPED.
Tom: Jack smokes? I thought he was a nerd since he takes so many AP classes.
Joe: No, Jack's an AP stoner, he's smart as hell but he loves smoking dank.
AP Stoner by RogerTheGreat August 11, 2009

Born again stoner 

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.
Born again stoner by Twizzler August 28, 2016

The Stoner 

Unzipping your pants and pissing to the side while walking with a group of people. so you don't have to stop and people don't have to wait for you.
Brian: I'm gonna pull "The Stoner"
Andrew: Me too
Brian: You piss to the left I will piss to the right

Brian: Hey wait I have to piss
Andrew: No just pull "The Stoner"
The Stoner by Hit and Run DOA September 23, 2009

Stoned stoner

When you suck at rolling a blunt and you block the airflow with a poorly designed filter, as if you put a little rock that blocks the flow
This guys is something else, he did the stoned stoner twice now in one week! Don't let him near the weed!!!
Stoned stoner by Sanron April 12, 2019

intellectual stoner 

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.
My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.