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newgrounds

Crappy site including a forum populated by prepubescent middle school kids who feel it is their duty to demonstrate their knowledge in subjects they know absolutely nothing about such as drugs and sex. These people can be observed making topics centered around one of the two, which seems to act as a sort of dipshit magnet if you will, invariably attracting more dumbasses so that said topic is devoid of any useful information.

some kid on the newgrounds forums mistook ragweed for marijuana

by wwwwoooooooo! November 25, 2006

bong

A bong is a smoking device whose origins lie somewhere in or around Vietnam. A standard bong generally consists of a glass tube with the stem, and a removable bowl (though there are pieces with carburators and fixed bowls). The body is filled with water until the stem is submerged about one inch (less for smaller bongs), the bowl is inserted into the stem (with smoking material), and the smoking material is introduced to an open flame as the user lowers the air pressure in the chamber by sucking, causing smoke to be drawn through the water and filtered (a precooler may be inserted in the stem for better filtration). The user then, while sucking, removes the bowl and sucks, causing the smoke to be forced into the lungs.

Bongs offer health benefits as bong water tends to remove a number of carcinogens, lowering the smoker's chances of contracting illnesses such as lung cancer. For marijuana users, the bong offers a better high than most other methods (except for oral administration), as the smoke is less harsh, and quite cool (even more so when mixed with ice), enabling the inhalation of more smoke.

With marijuana use, bong water can be saved, and after being stored for a period of time, a slimy resin can be collected from the bottom of the container and smoked. However, drinking of bong water is not advised, as it contains negligible amounts of THC and higher levels of carcinogenic material

don't drink the bong water

by wwwwoooooooo! October 7, 2006

pre-cooler

extension for a bong used to aid filtration of smoking material. usually filled with warm as oppose to cold water to catch ash that might otherwise be introduced to the smoker's lungs

pre-coolers give smoother hits

by wwwwoooooooo! October 8, 2006

wannabe stoner

someone who smokes weed once and decides that they've been doing it for years. often rich white kids devoid of any individuality trying to leech off of drug culture. it is not uncommon for one to be a wigger

i just sold a dimebag to those wannabe stoners for $40 and called it purple haze

by wwwwoooooooo! September 8, 2006

dro

hydroponically grown marijuana. ever since the term's introduction to the 11-13 year old demographic, every fucktard who's never touched weed feels an insatiable need to talk about how much dro they smoke

few people even know what the fuck dro is

by wwwwoooooooo! September 13, 2006

r'lyeh

A city sunken under the waters of the Pacific Ocean. R'lyeh houses the Old One Great Cthulhu who lies dead but dreaming. When the stars assume the correct position, R'lyeh will rise above the water, but when the stars are not right, R'lyeh will sink once more.
R'lyeh's architecture does not follow Euclidian Geometry, but it is unknown whether it is hyperbolic or ellipsoid.

R'lyeh is no place for man

by wwwwoooooooo! August 10, 2006

pink floyd

a talented rock group from england. unfortunately their music has been subject ot bastardization on the part of college students who discover marijuana and/or alchohol and think that listening to a band from the late 60's/70's whose music is everywhere makes them unique and therefore more intelligent than anyone who doesn't agree with them (see bill o'reilly)

90% of college kids are incapale of seeing the messages in Pink Floyd albums like Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall

by wwwwoooooooo! September 8, 2006