Definitions by jovato

ultralord 

1. My man from the west side.
2. A wicked smart motherfucker.
3. A wire head stuck in a Redmond job.

1. Did you see ultralord today? Poor bastard works with a bunch of motherfuckers that wear their sunglasses indoors.
2. Citrix?!? HA!

ultralord by jovato May 21, 2003

2002 mini cooper s 

The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.

My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.

2002 mini cooper s by jovato May 14, 2003

ass-hand 

1. A arm that acutally grows from ones ass. Derrived from a Galidor figure.
2.The ultimate weapon whilest stoned.

"Don't make me whip out the ass-hand!"

ass-hand by jovato May 12, 2003

intellectual stoner 

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.

My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.

intellectual stoner by jovato May 12, 2003

shampoo

1. Detergent for hair, commonly used by faggots and sissies.
2. Alternate street slang for stain left on couch after fornication.

1. Hell no I don't dirk tea. That is for guys that use shampoo.
2. My roomate banged his sister for six hours last night. There was shampoo all over the couch.

shampoo by jovato May 6, 2003