Sport dick

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

by BonyT November 5, 2019

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Chill Sport

Chill sport is a series of sports that do not require high-end athletic moves.

Golf is my favorite chill sport!

by Niwar November 8, 2019

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Sports

A Fucking waste of time that can’t cure obesity

Hey how was sports it ate a potato

by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019

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Gentleman’s Sport

A sport containing a high majority of white participants.

Wow, the NHL has more than 90 percent white dudes playing, it’s for sure a gentleman’s sport.

by asswhooper223 November 23, 2019

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Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis

Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.

by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019

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